Hey there... Uh I'm Abu, yeah, not really that much of a talker, unless you interest me. I don't know if you know this or not, but going to Disney College sucks.. There's sooo many rules just sitting there, waiting for me to fuck around with.

Current M!A: None.

Send me a symbol and I’ll tell you how to…

rpmememaker:

  • ❤ - win my muse’s heart
  • ♡ - make my muse melt
  • ❦ - instantly turn my muse on
  • ✯ - make my muse cry
  • ツ - make my muse laugh/smile
  • ☓ - guilt trip my muse
  • ⁇ - get any information you want out of my muse
  • ✎ - negotiate with my muse
  • ☠ - hurt my muse
  • ☤ - kill my muse

flora-flower-power:

Sober me was never really mad at you, Abu. Maybe disappointed and sad. Not angry. 

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Oh..

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flora-flower-power:

Why can’t you?

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Sober you would end up mad at me, and I’d be mad at me too..

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what-a-jewel:

There’s a difference between me expecting you to do it and simply asking you if you could. 

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I disagree.

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flora-flower-power:

You know me? That’s funny. - I do! I feel super duper great! But my lips are cold. Would you mind kissing them warm?

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Well that’s great, but I can’t… Because— I can’t. I’m sorry, they’re just gonna have to stay cold.

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The Name Game

yourfavouriteblondie:

May I try it? Abu, Abu, Bo Babu, Banana Fana Fo Fabu, Fee Fy Mo Mabu, Abu!

Sorry, I’m just in an awesome mood today. *laughs*

Why don’t you try doing yourself now?

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Why’s that?

what-a-jewel:

I’m not a princess… 

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Princesses expect people to drop what they’re doing to help them, so yeah.. I think you are.

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flora-flower-power:

I don’t know exactly but I know that there’s been vodka and tequila and maybe some cuba libres. I’m not too sure though. That’s you. And me is Flora!

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And you feel okay? —Yeah, yeah I know.

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what-a-jewel:

And I know that putting it in your pocket for a few minutes might be out of the question?

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Oh please, princess. I’d collapse if it were in my pocket.

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flora-flower-power:

Maybe a teeny tiny bit, A- for fucks sake, Abu, of course I know your name. 

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How much have you had so far? —Uh, yeah… Yeah, that’s me.

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